Ah, welcome, old chum! I was just having my afternoon tea and crumpets! A good gentleman slot hunter such as myself, Sir Oscar Gough, must never pursue his prey without a fresh cup of tea in his tummy, even when in the comfort of his own home! After all, slot hunting is a dangerous hobby even without the risk of dehydration! Take, for example, this tale from my latest safari – while hunting for the rarest animal-themed slots, as I often do, I crossed ways with my dear mates from bestonlineslots.co.uk , who are usually absolutely brilliant slot hunters that I hold much respect for. But alas, they were in mortal peril! While they were distracted watching a football game, all of the animal slots they had captured had found a way to break out of their cages and were on the loose! “Blimey!”, I cursed under breath as I adjusted my monocle. What was there to be done? Only one thing, dear chap – I, sir Oscar, set out to capture each of the escaping slots, under the condition that I would be allowed to add them to my own prized collection. You doubt my tale, old chum? Well, why don’t you follow me into the trophy room and see for yourself?
WHITE KING
Ah, the mythical white lion! Truly one of the rarest animals to have ever walked the online savannah, and a gem in every hunter’s collection! As you can see, this 5 reels slot has 40 paylines and looks absolutely gorgeous, with hand-painted pictures of an entire white lion serving as its symbols. It also moves very smoothly, with enough frames per second to make even physical slots rather jealous! I should know, as I quite often listen in on their conversations! The only negative thing I could say about this otherwise lovely slot is that the bonus game rolls around a little too rarely. I spent many nights crouched in the bushes waiting for it to show up, and when it did the experience was quite underwhelming, as there isn’t an actual “game” – you merely get five free spins, which in the grand scheme of things don’t exactly bring you too much earnings – I won two or three times as much on certain Wild combinations, and those happened a lot more frequently than the bonus game did. Still, that is one rather small negative point for what is otherwise a quite excellent slot!
GREAT BLUE
I believe each one of us, be it ladies, gentlemen or others, can agree that the ocean is a very beautiful thing, comparable only to a well-trimmed mustache or the 1966 FIFA World Cup. Sadly, the creators of “Great Blue” seem to have missed the memo, because this is one of the worse looking slots in my prized collection. Not the worst, mind you, as I have witnessed some very poor excuses for visuals, but the images appear to have been drawn by a moderately talented sixth grader. Poor graphics aside, though, “Great Blue” is a five reel slot with only 25 paylines. Not all is bad, though, as I find its bonus game to actually be rather intriguing. Once you activate it by having three scatter symbols on the screen, as usual, you will be presented with five closed clamps. Under some of them are multipliers, and under others – free spins, but you never know which is which and what the actual numbers are. You are given 8 free spins and a 2x multiplier for starters and need to increase those numbers by selecting two clamps and adding their spins or multipliers to the ones you already have. While in my experience the slot rewarded me with some rather long cold streaks, the bonus game happens relatively frequently, so it’s a tad of a mixed bag.
CASHAPILLAR
If you were looking for a good slot to leave the little sprogs in front of as you go have a pint, you might consider “Cashapillar” to be a worthy choice. After all, it’s remarkably easy for one to consider the cute and adorable bugs adorning the symbol slots as an indication that the slot was intended for a younger audience. After all, we all know that the 18+ sign on every online casino is more of a suggestion than an actual rule, so why not let the little ones have their fun? Bad idea, my good sir, bad idea indeed! First of all, “Cashapillar” has not 25, not 40 but a grand total of 100 paylines available to you (with 5 rows and 5 columns), and just like other slots of its kind it can get quite overbearing. Naturally, the chance to win is greater with more paylines, but so is the cost of every spin, and if you intend to pull the lever hundreds of times before the end of your session those paylines may burn a hole in your pocket! To make up for it, “Cashapillar” offers a pretty large jackpot and a bonus that can award you with free spins, so ultimately it’s up to you, dear chap, to decide whether you want to take the higher risk for the higher reward. On a side note, my comment about the 18+ signs being optional was nothing more than dry British sarcasm. Don’t let your sprogs play casino games, ladies and gentlemen!